Depressed?
Over three thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, lost savings, Social Security, retirement funds diminished, a sixteen trillion dollar national debt, etc., I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English, and was then connected to a call center in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
Folks, we’re in deep trouble!